Le fil de Omegle, là ou c'que tu parle du Roi a des inconnus

[MachinAutomatique]

Ce putain de site, Textile m'a ramené dessus Merci fils
Performez, c'est golrissant TU connecte avec des étrangers, tu fais ta vie, c'est chaud
Laissez savoir vos merdes, la façon que vous performez mal l'anglais



Stranger: how do you know english so well?
You: It's ironic?
Stranger: huh?
You: Oh, sorry In music, lyrics
Stranger: sorry i cant understand you
You: Are you understand go suck your mother pussy?
You: sorry, do you understand


La façon que j'suis tombé sur un putain d'mec

You: Do you know Roi Heenok?
Stranger: Nope
You: It's a great artist
You: Can i send you a link to listen?
Stranger: Ya sure
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VXVJ6QBehg
You: it's great
You: So?
Stranger: It's pretty good =) It's not really my type of music but it's good good =)
You: Yeah !
You: Roi Heenok is a legend in Queebsbridge
Stranger: Oh really? That's cool =)
You: "Hautain comme la maison blanche, je nique ta race", do you understand this sentence?
Stranger: All I know is that it said house
Stranger: Wait, maison is house right??
You: Yes ! Maison blanche, the white house
Stranger: Ya that's what I thought! Yea I'm getting good at French =D It's gonna be my third language now.
Stranger: What does the sentence mean?
You: Hahaha ! Where do you live?
Stranger: I live in Canada
You: !!! Murder bomboclat !
You: Roi Heenok is canadian !
Stranger: Haha that's awesome



Heenok tu m'doive de la zeille

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Spoiler Show

You: Do you know a great French singer? Carlos
Stranger: Nope
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgxaoGfETVU French music
Stranger: Bye gtg we're going to a party! T'was nice talking to you =)

Pédale

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Un fil pour ton caramail anglophone? J'crois pas j'crois pas